Are you ready for Christmas? Here we go! Sing along with me!

God rusted Mary's jungle gym; she'd left it in the rain.
I told her she should bring it in, but she said, "It's a pain
to take it down and bring it in and set it up again."
So she left it to rust out in the rain, in the rain;
Mary's jungle gym got rusted in the rain.

Perhaps she will think twice next year, of jungle gyms and rain
and take the time to tear it down no matter how much pain
to take it down and bring it in and set it up again;
So it won't be left to rust out in the rain, in the rain;
Perhaps next year she'll save it from the rain.